G and the ladies

So my friend G is wooing the ladies again. While exchanging emails to arrange a friendly dinner with a co-worker -- and ex GF -- the details start to pile up, unresolved issues begin to simmer and he emails her this:

"Are you going to stop being a baby? Because if you're not, let me know so I can make sure the restaurant has a children's menu for you."

Now I know there were other causal factors to that outburst, but it's still damn funny. Ladies, watch out or some of that smooth talk might come your way and before you know it the flinty edged tones of sarcasm will be winning you over too.